The following is a direct excerpt from the Youtube Channel lunaticKerala. Read it for a new perspective on mallus. It is partially true, but a lot of exaggeration has shrouded its truth. Whatever, it is a fun read.
Swami Viveknanda was not an insane person when he declared this pervert state as Lunatic Asylum, almost hundred years back. The objective here is to carry forward that truth with proofs and statistics.
Watch the channel video. In response to a question about water logging, the highest elected official, the Chief Minister of Mallus says, people can themselves remove the water, since water is natures gift! This is 100% fucking literacy? This is the same man who called a martyr from Bangalore a dog.
Mallus are the largest drunkards of India. They have the highest divorce and suicide rates. They have carried the suicide tradition abroad also. Recently a mallu killed himself after shooting all his family members including his 11 month baby in the U.S. Almost 100 suicide attempts a day. They have the highest unemployment. They consume 25% of national production of psychotropic drugs.
Mallus contribute to terrorism also. Mallus were responsible for Bangalore blasts. One can see Pakistani flags flying freely in Malapuram district. LTTE Prabhakaran a half mallu. Are mallus traitors?
Mallus are poor even below the national standards. It is way behind development when compared to other cities and states. People die falling into pot holes. One can see the pitiable condition of bus and railway stations.
They have no importance in national affairs since they occupy the leg portion of India. They abuse the neighboring state people by calling them pandis but the hilarious truth is, the same mallus travel in rail coaches spitted, excreted and used by neighboring states. So who are the real pandis?
Mallus still are living in stone age coconut jungles like tribals, running around barefooted, in their lungis showing balls, spitting in public and peeing on walls. Even their movies show actors fighting in lungis showing balls.
It takes more than five hours to cover the mere distance of 220 KM between Trivandrum and Cochin instead of normal two hours taken by Bhopal Shatabdi for almost the same distance between Delhi and Agra. Mallus take fucking 18 hours to cover TVM Bangalore distance.
Mallus have never seen a real highway since such things cannot be built in one of the most densely populated places in India. They have pathetic infrastructure, no driving sense and walk on filthy pot holed roads with no footpaths.
Mallus are famous for bandhs, hartals, rallies and strikes. Mallus dont even have the basic amenities like power and water. Mallu towns stink with sewage water and garbage. Water pipe bursting is a daily affair.
Most mallus are restless, confused, perverts and frustrated. Maybe that’s why they like hanging themselves and jumping in front of trains a lot. Even in trains especially Kerala express, one can always see the police arresting mallus for intoxication and molesting girls.
Mallus are famous for sex scandals including their politicians molesting passengers in planes. After all mallus proudly gave India, the first X rated movies with their huge bosom mallu aunts showing off their big ugly attributes. Every month there is a new sex scandal.
One can see mallus ogling at tourists at the Kovalam beach. They are famous for grabbing the asses of tourists. 26% of mallu women face abuse and sexual harassment. They are famous even abroad for molestations. Designer Anand Jon and many church pastors.
Mallus due to the backward conditions and unemployment, migrate in large numbers to other states and countries. They do mainly low paying menial jobs like drivers, stenos, typists, laborers, and chaya walahs. In fact one can see schools from other states advertising in mallu newspapers for teaching positions for mere two thousand rupees. Pathetic indeed is the life of mallus. Many commit suicide working under hazardous conditions in Gulf and suffer various kinds of torture by Arabs including spitting on their faces.
The so called literate mallus don’t allow the mallu singer Yesudas to enter inside a Hindu temple.
A backward mallu will be surprised when he sees Chandigarh. Small towns like Mathura have McDonald outlet, Delhi alone has 50. KFC and such outlets come in places having high purchasing power which mallus lack. Mallus are usually shocked when they see the two crore plus weddings in Delhi.
The mallu Jan Shatabdi was proposed to run with food price inclusive but these poor mallus protested. This train has only 1 A/C coach and that too goes empty. Compare this with Dehradun Jan Shatabdi which has 6 A/C coaches apart from the Shatabdi and other A/C trains.
The mallu Rajdhani gets the most filthy coaches from the Northern railways since they know mallus are pussies and will never complain. Other Rajdhanis have the new LHB German coaches. Mallus indeed are pussies. The Tamils invaded inside mallu rail zone, divided and took their share so coolly.
Mallu mouths are always open for the rice to arrive from other states. Have you seen mallus stuffing big balls of rice into their demon mouths?
Mallus have cheap bakeries and insane jewelry stores every nook and corner. The famous three mallu signs of recognition – chaya wallah, Hindi thoda thoda maloom and ayyo ammachi big probbbllllum.
The only appreciable thing are the women who go abroad in large numbers as nurses.
Country: India
Occupation: Coconut Climber, Chaya Walah
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shailendrana
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verumM theyppanelum facts ellam sheri thanneya.
Disagree
> Ignorant educated hypocrites like Amartya Sen (dunno what to say)
> Pakistani flags in Malapuram district (IUML flags with lot of green)
Agree
> Bandhs, hartals, rallies and strikes.
> Rice production
Dint Understand
> How mallus alone became demons, when the same scriptures suggest all 3 world at time were under demons
> How malluland alone stinks (travel from TVM to Delhi in train and one will know)
> How mallus alone falls in pit falls (1 man dead, 1 man washed away in Bangalore sewers lover last 2 weeks)
> Sexual harrasment happening only in Kerala
> Tourists being attacked (remember Goa, Delhi??)
> Author appreciating ladies as nurses and looking down upon men as laborers!
great comment man, basically I have always felt at peace in Kerala, except for the fact that people look with an evil eye for every unorthodox thing you do. Well that happens in Rajasthan also. Kerala is better in all other aspects, I guess, except for the incessant strikes and hartals. The last strike in my college was in the 1960s.
Thanks and keep commenting.
pha pannna…………….. mone
keralatthinekkurich entha thaan vichaariche..???
maryaadaykk nannaayikkoo
I realise you are a well-wisher from Kerala.
Aniyaa, nyan ezuthiya thonnum allallo, ithellaam vere yetho swantham peru purathu parayaatha chetta paranjathalle.
Nyan verum ee vaartha ningalodu paranju, athinenthinaa ente thalayil mekkittu kayarane??
Chumma chorinjathaanengill iniyum kathi adikkan chance tharaam. Ente ella postilum Swantham peru polum ariyaatha ente koottukaaran New Delhiyill ninnum commenttadikkanam
Ok appo sheri
So many blaming that I am hiding and writing. But when I invite them for a cup of coffee they reply with abusive words. I live in the global pot hole city of Thiruvananthapuram. The Self is imperishable Brahman.
This is what I am projecting – that mallus like you are always angry, whining, abusing, shouting and restless, all demoniac attributes. But the real truth is, you all are pussies. Four hooligans entered Kerala express from Andhra and abused passengers after getting drunk. Not even a single mallu came forward to complain. After one day, when they were arrested, not even a single mallu came forward to file FIR and so they were released.
The Thiruvanathapuram airport is now, just another regional airport under the Chennai jurisdiction. Just like Palghat rail division, the so called pandis by mallus, took away their airport also. Where are all the mallu pussies?
What are you good at? Showing your smartness after getting drunk inside your home only?
Fucking lunatic eunuchs.
Hey I ve been following this lunatic’s post too. I read them for a laugh…I dont agree to any of his points because he is not doing it to reform but just to humiliate. Every culture and society has its flaws. Keralites are orthodox and less receptive to change and there are a hundred more points that any body can list. But you understand the real value when you come out of the place. I am in the uk now and have been there for the past two years. Having travelled all through, I can sincerely say that nothing has appealed me more than my naadu until now. Thats me! People like lunatic… I feel pity . The hatred probably stems from a a job or a girl that he must have lost to a mallu..or some mallus must have beaten him up reduced him to an invalid.
ANyways… Ente Keralam..ethra sundaram..Even a thousand lunatics cannot change that. Let them bark at the moon!
@Lakshmi: Totally agree.. Lunatic surely had some personal reason for his hatred against Mallus…
@LunaticKerala: You are plain lunatic dude. Sure, some of these are correct, for instance the thing about hartals and strikes, drinking, and suicide rates. And you do have a funny way of writing. But please tell me if Kerala is so bad a place to live in, which place exactly is a paradise according to you? Bad roads, molestation, etc – seems like Kerala is the only place you have seen. Just travel by Kerala Express from New Delhi to Trivandrum – and you will see what is the truth. Calling Mallus filthy and dirty – you must be joking? And the Railway division thing – just see the list of past few Railway ministers and you will see they were from Bihar and TN and you will be amazed at the partiality shown to these two states in terms of Railway development. Soft porn? Mainstream Bollywood movies show more skin. And those movies made in Kerala were watched not just by Mallus, but many more Indians. You focussed so much on the negatives. Lowest birth rate (you will now say Mallus are impotent?). Lowest Infant Mortality rate. High life expectancy. Best sex ratio in the country. Politically aware people. And for your kind information, Mahabali despite being a demon was such a noble person that Lord Vishnu accepted his wish and promised to make him Devendra(it is a rolling trophy) one day. Ask your grandma – she might help you here. You surely live in a teeny tiny world of yourself.
Just adding on to the previous reply. Admit Kerala has the lowest per-capita income and purchasing power parity in India. But just look at the records of poverty alleviation. You will be surprised to see what we have achieved despite low incomes. Keralites might not be filthy rich – we are a state of poor people living well. You won’t find the rock bottom poverty you find in other parts of India. And despite being densely populated, this population is so distributed that you won’t find it over populated. The percentage of villages with provisional stores, access to health care services, drinking water, electricity – all are much much higher compared to the rest of India. The popularity of print media and the rate of enrollment in schools are also very high. Kerala is one state which has witnessed least communal tension. Our culture is not that of religious tolerance, but rather religious acceptance. True, there might be a one off case of fanaticism. Ask your other Indian friends – most of them won’t have much idea about religions other than theirs. Also, Kerala has been constantly ranked high on Human Development Index. Now I really don’t know whether they had their own ’selfish career interests’ in mind when they did that.
Well punda makkale, especially to the b1tch wh0re lakshmy, let me ask you something, how about one of the highest suicide rates in Asia, and one of the highest child molestation cases? atleast in the U.K there is efficient Justice systems, and a society where one can find help and understanding and a chance to start life new.
Basically if you like your industrially backward hell hole, why don’t you go butt your Arse back to kerala then ? What are you doing in the U.K ? Busy drooling at their streets and men and currency ? Something that you don’t have in your backward suicidal hell hole called kerala?
Lets also see, high rates of political violence, got to the Government arts college in Trivandrum you will see the paintings of students killed or chopped “veti” by rival gangs, or political parties hanging all over the walls there. Now now, that does not happen so regularly in the U.K does it ?
lets see, till 1900s women were forced to walk topless displaying their breasts to the fat ugly keralite apes ? Temple entry proclamation was issued in the mid 20th century ? Man, you must be some disgusted dunghead of a state.
Industrially backward, what have you really contributed to India? Even the very fact, that the ISRO is owned, managed and run by the central Government. Apart from leeching funds from New Delhi like a blood sucking mosquito, exporting all your trashy drain level human meat into Gulf nations where they serve the arabs like dogs, and earned a great name for their passports, this state should have never been included into the indian union.
What about your police men? do they have manners? Hundreds of videos can be found where human rights abuses are widespread across kerala, no UK policeman would treat someone the way your disgusting pot bellied, ape faced , ugly men would treat .
Hey, what about the stink ? the Coconut oil that you rub into your hair, wherever dickheads like you walk, it stinks. Get a wash, and a soap.
Now, you would harp about saying all places have this, well “all places may have A BIT of these things”, you have MOST of it.
It is the intensity and the quantity of lunacy, suicides that matter. After all, there is plenty of rope there, and choir that you could use to hang from the ceiling fans daily don’t you?
Perhaps you were so “Blessed” enough to to go to “UK” to “live” for “2″ years , sad, perhaps all those who did commit suicide, the hundreds and thousands over the last 10 years, would have considered the U.K , paradise on earth.
Why even drag in the U.K? Compared to karnataka, you are indeed India’s shithole.
Ab jaake kisi kutte ki gaand mey jaake ghusja mallu ki auladh, ketada punda money, thazoli money?
oh , to the kerala women, shave off your hair off the body, you are too hairy and stinky.
Cheers
From an Indian scientist who has lived in kerala.
Take a trip to Canada, and you will see the difference between what is a hell hole and what is a true nation.
To begin with, I am not Lunatickerala. It looks like lots of people feel the same way about this backward dickless place.
You think north of India is worse? Yes, I admit Bihar is worse, I admit Rajasthan is worse, but worse in what level ? Social level? economic level ? Political level ? I believe most of those states are backward mostly in economic areas, with Bihar scoring on a social level as well.
But poor Biharis don’t go around killing themselves in large numbers like keralites do. Something is inherently wrong in a kerala society, where people smile in front of you and stab you from behind.
Kerala can’t even be considered as the real India. Real India is the Northern India.
But above all, North Indians have more humility and capacity to work hard, than Keralites, who are nothing but a bunch of backstabbing, thieving, cunning and rude union workers.
But I can’t generalize everyone can I ? Just because you have a blog and can write good english does not mean kerala is going to change and become like you.
Give me Goa, or Karnataka any day, far ahead of kerala in both etiquette, and economic development with more room for people to grow forwards in life.
I am sure you don’t intend to buy a rope and hang yourself or drink pesticide after reading these comments. LOL.
Yeah right has got it spot on. I do not hate mallus. I am one though I am born and bought up outside Kerala. But I have to admit that Kerala is crazy place with crazy people. I see that families keep to themselves here. People do not even mix with their own relatives forget their friends. Only weddings or other occasions people get together. But they are in a hurry to run away home. People keep to themselves as anyhting they say can be twisted into a scandal.Girls cannot go out of the house alone and they do not talk to guys who are not their relations. Child sex abuse was a record high even in the 60’s. Bestiality is quite common. And homosexuality was common in Kerala colleges even in the 60’s. People are constantly gossiping and minding others business. Tension is a way of life due to this constant scrutiny by neighbors and people around you into your life. Kids are made to study day and night and parents have no interaction with them other than that. Kids are humiliated to study like they are told that they are not being fed to sit idle. This makes them bitter as they grow old.People who leave Kerala never to come back. The relief of living outside Kerala is too much and too good to make them go back to the old life style.
I feel sad to see all this. Malayalees will cease to exist as the older population pass away. But it is their own doing. Peace
Haha,
@Lunatickerala no offense dude, but you are funny. ya, well I understand you are very disturbed as well. Nyaanum Thironthorathaa thamasam.
You may be right, but not always. I assure you the north of India is far worse than Kerala. Maybe we didn’t rise upto what we were expected to be, but spewing so much hatred is in my opinion a bit wrong. I accept that my opinion or anybody else’s is of little concern to you, but onnu thanakkoo sakhaave. Humiliation is different from criticism. I hope you understand.
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