Password : P*n*s; Computer : Password not long enough >:-D

Lund tum khade raho,

Chut mein pade raho,

Lund jab prachand ho,

Toh chut khand khand ho,

Lund tum khade chalo,

Lund tum bade chalo,

Saamne daraar ho,

Gaand ka pahad ho,

Lund tum ruko nahin,

Lund tum jhuko nahin,

Chut charmara uthe,

Agni sa dhadak-dhadak,

Choot mein sarak-sarak,

Jab tak choot phathe nahin,

Tab tak lund uthe nahin,

Choot ko thu phaad de,

Uske andar jhaad de,

Lund tum mahan ho,

Sarva Shaktimaan ho,

Bolo Lund maharaj ki jai……

Jai Jawan jai kisan,

Lekin lund sabse mahan.

To all my dear friends and readers

This is a folk song, not my creation.

Chaotic Happenings

1) Supposed to go for Dance Club practice at 9 am, reached there at spot on 10 am.

2) Worked till 3 am next morning.

3) Went to the CCD stall and saw 3 rich fucks eat really pricey stuff in front of me.

4) Kept on cracking stupid jokes throughout the show practice.

5) Meghana found out this really brilliant spot in between FD 2. It is a small garden and they never open it up. It was brilliant.

6) I am leaving for Delhi soon.

7) The possible liquids on the mattresses and pillows that Rec n Acc gave us : Urine, Saliva, Sperm, Mensus, Vomit, Bile, what else.

We are no longer giving our trolley to other stupid clubs or departments.

9) Made enough fun of Raghunath and Bobby Darling. We named a colour on the spectre after him — The Dildo Pink.

10) Randi Reds after long time.

11) Enough Ila-Cube jokes to make me blog

12) Prashy makes ID cards for APOGEE Co-ords, the font is too small, but looks good overall.

13) Achyut 1 is better than Achyut 2 because it is lighter and can perform a hand stand as well as stand on its own.

14) Why do I not have an APOGEE project/paper presentation?

15) NVIDIA Tesla Supercomputers at 5 lakhs!!!!

16) The Fisting Sequence in a Dance Club cue.

17) Got electric shocks twice today.

18) I don’t drink water, fish fuck in it.

19) I realised ENTTEC LightFactory is useless.

20) Pranav is a huge liar He generally makes up stories

21) Mooned some 4 people today.

22) I missed twitter.

23) Loki kids disrespect the tanks in Gym-G by sitting on them.

24) I will be leaving for Delhi.

25) I hate Dance Club.

Bizzare Day

Superheros and Supervilians the first quiz this APOGEE, again brought us bad luck. We lost in the finals due to some partial marking schemes which were weird and wrecked. Conducted by Informalz, the quiz was good to a good extent. They had brilliant rounds, involving some clever marking schemes and point tallying. The last round was another amazing round which derived inspiration from snakes and ladders.

The prelims were rather easy. Santa and Srini clocked in first with 16/18 right. We too got into the finals. Thee was Vivek’s team, King D and Kanthamneni Shilpa’s team along with Nadeem’s and Arjun Seth’s team. Vivek roared into the lead, with Srini ailing behind. We were getting stupid Batman questions which we didn’t know the answer to. Finally Vivek was leading before the last round. King D’s team was 3rd just behind Nadeem’s. The final round was pure drama. The rules of the round pissed Vivek so much he just left the stage. At some point of the time, for some question King D gave a wrong answer, which gave him -3, and hence he climbed a ladder to 74 on the snakes and ladders board. He was over-enthusiastic.

But he insulted the Vlad.

The Killing Joke Quiz

The Finals

TKJ prelims

Corrections:

answers for the Church question is The Church of Euthanasia, not Church of Insomnia (prelims)

and the President mock-up : Unabomber

inconvenience not regretted

Poor Joke of the night

Cheenath: I am going to eat today!!

Vlad in PJ mood: Sorry you are so utterly wrong. You can’t eat today. Today is a day. You can eat the date though, Dates are edible and nutritious.

and if you are really jobless —-> http://abstrusegoose.com/126

Thank you Abstruse Goose

Disorientation

Pilanicatraz

I am doomed here in this dusty worthless town.

1) My MAC has been blacklisted.

2) I have been advised by my warden against using my PC to watch even documentaries, and to dare not play CS or else he will have my PC confiscated.

3) Lot of checks by wardens, chief wardens, chowkis have invaded my privacy.

4) Sleep deprivation.

5) Emotional Imbalance. I wish I could tell someone,

and then there are somethings which make me smile.

The Pink Pussy Papa

How perverted can someone get?

My sidey Prison Break, who laziness and horniness knows no bounds, has been seriously infected by a virus unknown in these parts. He has been offering everybody his would-be born daughter as some sort of gift or incentive for no reason. He intends to

1) Make his daughter the best prostitute in the world.

2) Train her well in her childhood by replacing her dolls with dildos and stuff.

3) Continuously molest her, so that she becomes tough.

4) Make her a squirt pump.

5) Use her to pay off his debts.

6) Use her as some kind of weird ass-kicking prostitute who will seduce and then kill his enemies.

7) Name her as Pussy Wagon.

This is a clear indication of the enormous sexual tension engulfing my poor man here. After a breakup with some cunt named Kyute Sill long ago, he has been in this state. The lack of any female contact here in Pilani has worsened my man to utter distress. These days he just turns up in everybody’s rooms and starts performing pelvic thrusts in front of their faces. He cries out “Give me a blowjob. My preciousssss”. It kind of gives him a Gollum like feel. He jumps up sometimes in his sleep and shouts out “pink pussy”.

I request all relatives of PB to take him to some mental asylum in New Fence for his own good. At the rate he jerks off now, we seriously think he is going to end up with a detached dick.

His DC++ name consists of only zeroes and “O”s.

“Papa is a Paedo

Papa loves Pink yo

Papa makes me squirt

Without any effort”

Concerned Vladey

Johnny was busy during Holy

This is my rifle,

This is my gun.

This is for fighting,

This is for fun.

Feels good to be back.

I promise a post a day from today onwards. Tweeting too much.

Liquor and Gandhi

Gandhi’s insistence on the bad-effects of alcohol and it’s abolition has been taught in many a class across the country. How contradictory is it then , when Liquor Baron Dr. Vijay Mallya, Chairman of UB Group restored the pride and wealth of the nation back, when he bought Gandhi’s memorabilia back, to the country?

Gandhi’s steel-rimmed spectacles, a pair of sandals, a Zenith pocket watch, an eating bowl and a plate were put under the hammer, as scheduled, by Antiquorum Auctioneers in New York Thursday despite an outcry by Indians, mounting Indian government pressure and even a reported change of heart on the part of the US collector to auction the items.

Well just say alcohol is here to stay, and there is no candy for Gandhi.